“Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is 0-1-7-5-2-2-5-2-5-2-6... Dominoes, can I take your order! .” NOT The Book of Revelation 16:64. Disclaimer, number shown may differ from ACTUAL number of beast. Any views I express in this website may not actually be my own.

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Welcome one, welcome all
(or both as my usage stats indicate)!

You have unwittingly entered the world of the Felonious Mongoose...
For those of you with a clue as to my real identity,
no further explanation is required,
for those not in the know...
it follows that some sort of explanation is in fact required,
or even mandatory.

Imagine then, if you will...

This home page is akin to the Wardrobe of Narnian fame.
Beware, for through this portal there is indeed a land;
not, as you may imagine, full of fauns, dryads, beavers and battles.
But proof, if proof be needed,
that webspace will indeed be bestowed
upon any idiot in possession of a valid credit card!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Continuing through these wardrobe doors,
leads not to answers,
only to further questions,
such as:
Why did i bother?
&
Can I get a full refund on that last half hour of my life??


www feloniousmongoose.co.uk

Further disclaimer...
Contrary to my earlier wild claims of beavers, fauns and dryads,
none of these mythical creatures are incumbant within these pages!
Instead you might find some pictures of reptiles (mainly resident within my home),
links to sites that I at least tolerate, if not fully endorse.
Also funny things (disclaimer... may not actually be funny) that i have stolen,
alongside any other crap i see fit to put there!



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The feloniousmongoose was the unstable alter-ego of Corin Johnston,
truly the finest thing that Colebrook Housing Society had to offer!

Corin - 5 June 1975 to 4 August 2007

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