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This isn't funny, just very, very cool!

Angelina Jolie Naked!

The photo's she wanted everyone to see!

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Anyone under age shouldn't be on my site anyway.

So if you are under then
Sod Off!

Surely you have crack to smoke,

or street corners to hang around on looking slightly menacing!

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The suffering has to end!

Follow the rather obvious instructions below to watch the movie of my brother pan-fighting

For the uninitiated:
Pan-Fighting is an ancient and honourable tradition.
Two alpha-males, strong of arm and true of heart,
face each other,
"twixt pan 'pon head" (...not just a clever name then).
The combatants then charge at each other!!
The victor - in this case, my brother,
is the first man to drop to the floor, screaming like a bitch!!
The loser is then forced to hold his arms in the air (like he just don't care).
Whilst the prize (a comely wench of dubious morals),
offers her services for the next 2½ minutes.

Blair/Bush Mash-up of Electric 6's Gay Bar

He-Man camps it up with full on falsetto to Four Non-Blondes 25 years

The psychotic, megalomaniacal family guy tot... he wants to kill you!


Nothing to do with Gordon Ramsey!

It may however go someway to justifying his use of the colourful metaphor.


Die pika pika DIE!!!!


Most excellent optical illusion!

1. Click here to download the illusion.
2. Save the file to disc.
3. Run file (only runs on PCs - if you have a mac - tough).
4. Whilst keeping your hand on the mouse, stare at the dot in the centre of the screen, for about 30 seconds.
5. Look down at your hand!

Tenacious D sing of the virtues of being a considerate lover.


IQ Test

This test is in no way sanctioned by Carol Vorderman

Charlie Daniels Vs The Peanuts Gang

Why not!


Ever wandered what the back of a smiley looks like?


Are you a paedophile?

(This link is in very bad taste!)



FOUND NEMO!

The Chronicles of Narnia

You missed the movie, you never read the book, now get jiggy wit da rap!
Rass Clart!


COOL PERSON TEST

Are you cool? Do people think of you as
the dogs bollocks, the bees knees,
the badgers nadgers or even the stoats scrote?
(or any other animal part you care to mention!)
Take this simple test to confirm what the rest of the world already knows!

Titanic 2

Jacks Back. And this time, it's worth watching!


Winnie the Pooh

Fluffy little cuddly little worshipper of Beelzebub!



101 Ways to irritate!


How to say I Love You in 100 Languages!!!


Afrikaans - Ek het jou liefAlbanian - Te duaArabic - Ana behibak (to male)Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumenBambara - M’bi feBangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashiBelarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimoBulgarian - Obicham teCambodian - Soro lahn nhee ahCantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T’estimoCheyenne - Ne mohotatseChichewa - NdimakukondaCorsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jouCroatian - Volim teCzech - Miluji teDanish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jouEnglish - I love youEsperanto - Mi amas vinEstonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki’Faroese - Eg elski tegFarsi - Doset daramFilipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinuaFrench - Je t’aime, Je t’adoreGaelic - Ta gra agam ortGeorgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dichGreek - S’agapoGujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo chooHiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oiHebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte haeHmong - Kuv hlub kojHopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’taHungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tigIlonggo - Palangga ko ikawIndonesian - Saya cinta padamuInuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i’ ngra leatItalian - Ti amoJapanese - AishiteruKannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran dakaKiswahili - NakupendaKonkani - Tu magel moga choKorean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amoLatvian - Es tevi miiluLebanese - BahibakLithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamuMalayalam - Njan Ninne PremikunnuMandarin Chinese - Wo ai niMarathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - KanbhikMoroccan - Ana moajaba bikNahuatl - Ni mits nekiNavaho - Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker DegPandacan - Syota na kita!!Pangasinan - Inaru TakaPapiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaramPig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyayPolish - Kocham CiebiePortuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubeskRussian - Ya tebya liubliuScot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ortSerbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rataSindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyanSioux - TechihhilaSlovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim teSpanish - Te quiero / Te amoSwahili - Ninapenda weweSwedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb DiTagalog - Mahal kitaTaiwanese - Wa ga ei liTahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraenTelugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanuThai - Chan rak khun (to male)Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni SeviyorumUkrainian - Ya tebe kahayuUrdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hooVietnamese - Anh yeu em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em yeu anh (to male)Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garuYiddish - Ikh hob dikhYoruba - Mo ni fe

How to express the polar opposite in a million!!



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