The photo's she wanted everyone to see!
In order for these images to be shown, and in compliance with
section ya de ya of some legislation or other...
please confirm your age in order to proceed.
Anyone under age shouldn't be on my site anyway.
So if you are under 
then
Sod Off!
Surely you have crack to smoke,
or street corners to hang around on looking slightly menacing!
The Age Detector is Copyright 1996 - by
Timothy W Macinta.
For the uninitiated:
Pan-Fighting is an ancient and honourable tradition.
Two alpha-males, strong of arm and true of heart,
face each other,
"twixt pan 'pon head" (...not just a clever name then).
The combatants then charge at each other!!
The victor - in this case, my brother,
is the first man to drop to the floor, screaming like a bitch!!
The loser is then forced to hold his arms in the air (like he just don't care).
Whilst the prize (a comely wench of dubious morals),
offers her services for the next 2½ minutes.
It may however go someway to justifying his use of the colourful metaphor.
1. Click here to download the illusion.
2. Save the file to disc.
3. Run file.
4. Whilst keeping your hand on the mouse, stare at the dot in the centre of the screen, for about 30 seconds.
5. Look down at your hand!
This test is in no way sanctioned by Carol Vorderman
Lets face it, we always suspected there was something going on.
You missed the movie, you never read the book, now get jiggy wit da rap!
Rass Clart!
Are you cool? Do people think of you as
the dogs bollocks, the bees knees,
the badgers nadgers or even the stoats scrote?
(or any other animal part you care to mention!)
Take this simple test to confirm what the rest of the world already knows!
Jacks Back. And this time, it's worth watching!
Fluffy little cuddly little worshipper of Beelzebub!
| Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief | Albanian - Te dua | Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) | Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) |
| Armenian - Yes kez sirumen | Bambara - M’bi fe | Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi | Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu |
| Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo | Bulgarian - Obicham te | Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah | Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a |
| Catalan - T’estimo | Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse | Chichewa - Ndimakukonda | Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) |
| Creol - Mi aime jou | Croatian - Volim te | Czech - Miluji te | Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig |
| Dutch - Ik hou van jou | English - I love you | Esperanto - Mi amas vin | Estonian - Ma armastan sind |
| Ethiopian - Afgreki’ | Faroese - Eg elski teg | Farsi - Doset daram | Filipino - Mahal kita |
| Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua | French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore | Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort | Georgian - Mikvarhar |
| German - Ich liebe dich | Greek - S’agapo | Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo | Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw |
| Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi | Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female) | Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male) | Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw |
| Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae | Hmong - Kuv hlub koj | Hopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’ta | Hungarian - Szeretlek |
| Icelandic - Eg elska tig | Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw | Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu | Inuit - Negligevapse |
| Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat | Italian - Ti amo | Japanese - Aishiteru | Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene |
| Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka | Kiswahili - Nakupenda | Konkani - Tu magel moga cho | Korean - Sarang Heyo |
| Latin - Te amo | Latvian - Es tevi miilu | Lebanese - Bahibak | Lithuanian - Tave myliu |
| Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu | Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu | Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni | Marathi - Me tula prem karto |
| Mohawk - Kanbhik | Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik | Nahuatl - Ni mits neki | Navaho - Ayor anosh’ni |
| Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg | Pandacan - Syota na kita!! | Pangasinan - Inaru Taka | Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo |
| Persian - Doo-set daaram | Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay | Polish - Kocham Ciebie | Portuguese - Eu te amo |
| Romanian - Te ubesk | Russian - Ya tebya liubliu | Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort | Serbian - Volim te |
| Setswana - Ke a go rata | Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan | Sioux - Techihhila | Slovak - Lu`bim ta |
| Slovenian - Ljubim te | Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo | Swahili - Ninapenda wewe | Swedish - Jag alskar dig |
| Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di | Tagalog - Mahal kita | Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li | Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe |
| Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen | Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu | Thai - Chan rak khun (to male) | Thai - Phom rak khun (to female) |
| Turkish - Seni Seviyorum | Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu | Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo | Vietnamese - Anh yeu em (to female) |
| Vietnamese - Em yeu anh (to male) | Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu | Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh | Yoruba - Mo ni fe |
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